The 79 most vicious reviews of the movie ”Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” (e-bok) av Bob the Berzerker Fri frakt

It is one of the worst Christmas movies ever made and have been ridiculed since it’s release more than 60 years ago. This is the ”Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”. Many movies are so bad that they become good. This is just bad. Even the plot is bad: The children on Mars watch Earthly television and are envious of our planets Christmas presents. The solution: The advanced martians kidnaps Santa Claus.   In this ebook we have gathered the 79 of the best (read: worst) reviews of the Christmas movie ”Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” from 1964. Here are some examples:• ”I want my 1 hour and 21 minutes back.”• ”I’ve seen a lot of bad movies… but this is the honor of being the absolute worst.” • ”The most boring and lame thing I have ever seen. I’m embarrassed I even finished this movie. ” • ”I am so thankful that as a child I never got to see this awful film.” The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes.